Here we are in Belle France, the most beautiful country in the world — just ask 60 million French people. And perhaps they are right. France is the most visited country in the world. Our little part of France in the southwest of the Lot District is indeed gorgeous. The river valleys are continuous vineyards, sunflowers and wheat fields. The hillsides are forested, opening onto a rolling plateau of more wheat and sunflower fields Narrow wildflower-lined lanes connect tiny villages each with their medieval churches. Not a lot of ugly here. It is a bit like a scruffy England but with half the population.
The Gite
Our gite (located on the internet) is located on the outskirts of Montcuq. It is a two-bedroom white-walled cottage with blue shutters. It is called the artist’s cottage, after its owner, Susan. She paints watercolour landscapes, which she exhibits and sells in France and Australia. Susan and her retired husband, Peter, live a idyllic lifestyle by oscillating between Yarra Valley and Montcuq summers. They are a friendly and slightly eccentric couple, who have left little messages around the gite explaining the intricaties of French door locks, French plumbing and everything else (except how to use the bidet). They provide recommendations on everything from restaurants, markets and tourist sites.
Montcuq
From our vine covered patio we look across a wheat field to the hill town of Montcuq. Montuq was formerly a fortified hill town. Now, it is just a hill town, as its defences were dismantled 800 years ago as part of a peace treaty. The only part that the Montcuqois were allowed to keep was the keep. The keep is the outstanding feature of the town and is visible for kilometres around. There are 1,300 Montcuqois. Typically they live in the two-storey houses made of limestone which circle the top of the hill. Narrow lanes link the house onto a shady avenue which passes through the centre of town. The avenue is the centre of activity — under the trees the Montcuqois play boule and cards in the afternoon. It is all very civilised. So civilised that the shops shut from midday to two pm.
Le Marche
Like every good medieval village, Montcuq has bustling market here every Thursday and Sunday. It is a great place to buy local produce. But sometimes it can be a little tricky to establish what your are buying. A delicious sausage, called ane, we learnt retrospectively, is donkey. I think that we must have eaten the last donkey in the Montcuq.
Cuisine
The French spend 20% of their income on food and drink. This is a reflection on how seriously the French take their cuisine. And makes me wonder how much Australians spend on food and drink. The cost in the local supermarkets is comparable with Australia. The exception is wine, which is cheaper. There used to be signs in French trains advising people to drink less than 1 litre per day. Apparently this warning is not necessary today, but wine is ever present as a staple of life. It is available in every supermarche, charcuterie, boucherie, patisserie, epicerie, tabac, restaurante and cafe.
In learning French, the first phrase that you are taught is “Je voudrais une verre de vin rouge”. This, I can manage. But in general my French goes to water when faced with anything more complex. In Montcuq my attempts at Francais often end with a very polite shopekeeper saying “Would you prefer to speak English?”
Chemin de Saint Jacque
Montcuq is on the Medieval Highway to Spain. A thousand years ago, the Pope offered to forgive the sins of any Christian who walked to Santiago to the tomb of Saint James. This generous offer attracted thousands of pilgrims from all over Europe. Today, pilgrims still walk through Montcuq, not so much for redemption, but for the exercise and good food and wine.
Votre Voiture
In the land of Citroens, Peugeots and Renaults, disappointingly Avis provided us with a Hyundai Getz. Even if we filled the back seat with wine, baguettes and a truffle pig, we have no hope of being confused with a local. However our Getz is very economical (18 kilometres per litre), easy to park and gets us there. It seems that most French vehicles are diesel. Diesel is slightly cheaper than petrol but more expensive than it is in Australia (A$2.40 per litre).
Tour De France
Stage eight of the Tour de France started not far from Montcuq. Well, about an hour and half away (100 French kilometres) in pretty little town called Figeac. The town was busy — roads closed off 2.5 kilometres from the centre. Busy, but not hectic. There is plenty of road inside the town for the public to get within touching distance of the cyclists. In typical French style, the race didn’t start until after lunch. For these cyclists, a mere 172 kilometres will take only 4.5 hours, finishing in time for the evening news. The Stage starts with a casual loop around town then a sprint to Toulouse.
The best part of being there was not the 10 seconds it takes for a 160 riders to pass by, but the convoy of sponsor’s vehicles (called a caravane). The caravane consisted of 160 vehicles or so, of all shapes and sizes. From these vehicles, gifts were thrown to the waiting children, including some of the bigger kids (us). We came home with lots of little souvenirs — key rings, bottle openers, hats, sweets and water. The riders were followed by a convoy of expensive cars with hundreds of thousands of dollars of bikes on the roof.
Pech Merle
Some of the oldest artwork in the world is located not far from Montcuq, in a cave at Peche Merle. Prehistoric paintings of bison, mammoth, horses (perhaps the first recorded french recipes) line the walls of these caves. The paintings are surprising fresh and vivid despite being between 20,000 and 30,000 years old.